Greeting you pathetic excuses for intelligent beings. I assume you are all here because of my infinite amounts of wisdom. You assume much if you think I am going to share such wonders with primitive apes such as yourselves, but perhaps if you are lucky I may answer a question or two.
And now Terl is here.
Run while you can puny man animal! You cannot hide from the greatest of all conquerors!
Haha, the moustache speaks truth! My beard is the nicest across the galaxies.
It’s so obvious, foolish grey being. Tueerrl. See, Terl! I don’t know why its so difficult
You haven’t seen what the internet can do with a few homoerotic tendencies! I have, unfortunately, and I can tell you that it is a power greater than either one of us! So yes, I’m bailing. Because I’m smart.
Yes, stupid Kryptonian scum, flee this hellhole, while I stay to rule over the spoils!
Don’t make me laugh! You shampoo a growth on your neck and call it a beard. You shoo the rats out of that nest on your head and call it a hairstyle! This delicious sideburn and goatee combo is something your kind could only hope to achieve! So don’t talk to me about fashion, you Muppet, cause I will conquer your ass in more ways that one!
Wait…that didn’t come out right…
Haha, it is YOUR posterior will be conquered with my iron fist!
This is getting weird. I move we end this conversation before the moustache starts getting ideas again.
Ha, scared of that puny moustache! This is why I am fit to be the ruler of Earth
ask-general-zod replied to your post: ask-general-zod replied to your post: #So it seems…HA! “conquerer”?? You couldn’t conquer a fucking Swiss Chalet! You…
Being an annoying moron, that’s what. And taking away from my valuable time in doing so! I could be combing my beard right now…or working on those stupid toe-missiles…
Well excuse me, I didn’t drag you into this, now did I? If your incredibly inadequate beard needs tending to, then don’t let me stop you! You’d need one hundred years just to make that as good as a Psychloian beard!
ask-general-zod replied to your post: ask-general-zod replied to your post: #So it seems…HA! “conquerer”?? You couldn’t conquer a fucking Swiss Chalet! You just wait till my army is ready to serve, which will be SOON provided they start asking some more worthwhile questions…
Oh yes, I can see you just have the most brilliant of slaves at your disposal. How could you not, enlightening them with such knowledge as whether or not you have “someone special” in your life! Face facts, Psy-clown, you’re no better off than me!
[[it came to my attention that I wasn’t reblogging this biting debate for all y’all to see…oops. :$]]
Well…I suppose you’re right. These earthlings really are primitive aren’t they? They won’t even take the knowledge that I’m practically dangling into their baby faces. What am I even doing here?
ask-general-zod replied to your post: ask-general-zod replied to your post: #So it seems…
HA! “conquerer”?? You couldn’t conquer a fucking Swiss Chalet! You just wait till my army is ready to serve, which will be SOON provided they start asking some more worthwhile questions…
Ha, of course your army is falling flat! I, on the other hand, have nearly 15 loyal minions in my army, ready to destroy you at my beck and call! You couldn’t hope to surpass me in conquest! I was annihilating planets while you were still in Krypto diapers!
You’re following me too, genius. And I only wanted to see if Mechakara would actually kill you or not. What’s YOUR excuse??
I am only doing what a conquerer of my caliber would do, and that is keeping tabs on my minions! After all, keep your enemies close, and your friends as far from you as possible. You, General Clod, are an enemy.